that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
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With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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