matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Randomize
