So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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