is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
