You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize