talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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