when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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