There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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