Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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