I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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