Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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