So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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