: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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