ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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