Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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