Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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