Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
People in love make me want to vomit
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store