Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
