He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
