I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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