Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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