i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
