forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
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I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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