check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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