He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
