Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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