We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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