my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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