I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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