That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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