just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
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he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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