it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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