high people should be assigned attendants
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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