is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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