She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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