it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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