you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
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im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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