so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
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Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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