Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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