a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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