Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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