at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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