On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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