Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
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captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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