no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
she woke up with a sticky ear
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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