I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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