Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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