fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
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I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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