Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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