you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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