I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
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I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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