There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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