apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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