why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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