She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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