im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
smell my finger.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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