you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He felt like a one man threesome
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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