i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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